Maggie's Page


                        So like, my dad wanted me to have a website forever and I finally have one....or umm..part of one, or uhh...not really but I'm trying. Hey, it's my first time. Be gentle. So Anyways, here's some jokes and thoughts and stuff.....and if you have anything interesting to say or feedback (because I need it), then e-mail.






         Quote of the Day      

I named my toilet Osama. I'm out dropping bombs.  -Casey Dill, king of poo




    A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.  Only in people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.  Only in banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.



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